#source: someecards

[overheard-at-hogwarts]

Moody: [to Fudge] I need to take a personal day because it's none of your goddamn business.

[incorrectbatfamquotes]

Jason Todd: [to Bruce Wayne] The only reason I waited this long to apologize to you is because I was hoping you'd forget what I had to apologize for.

[holy-incorrectquotes-batman]

Cassandra: [signing] I like my men how I like my coffee. Cassandra: [signing] Nowhere near my vagina.

[nerevar-quote-and-star]

Last Dragonborn: Let's take the relationship to the next level, where I force you into a humiliating couples costume.

Miraak:

Miraak: Challenge accepted.

[incorrect-maraudersaandco-quotes]

Marlene, wearing sun-glasses so she won't be blinded by James's brightness: Your Monday morning enthusiasm is creating a hostile work environment

[incorrectwimpykidquotes]

Don't interrupt me while I'm in the middle of nothing!

Rodrick

[emmikay]

Odysseus: I would offer moral support, but I have questionable morals.

[doctorwhoincorrectquotes]

Donna: [to the Doctor] Don't interrupt me while I'm in the middle of nothing!

[totallycorrectprimos]

Nellie: A great way to relieve the stress of final exams is by cheating.

[pathetic-dreamy]

Louis, to Harry: The only reason I waited this long to apologize to you is because I was hoping you'd forget what I had to apologize for.

[incorrectrivals]

Rupert to Declan: I'm sorry you found my normal behavior to be highly inappropriate.

[overheard-at-hogwarts]

Ron: [after barely escaping Aragog's lair] I stand behind my decision to completely panic.

[incorrectbatfamquotes]

Jason Todd: [to Bruce Wayne] I'm sorry you found my normal behavior to be highly inappropriate.

[incorrectwbanimationquotes]

If you don’t understand how a girl can love her brothers and want to ring their necks at the same time, you’re an only child.

Dot

[nerevar-quote-and-star]

Brynjolf: If I'm going to take you all over the neighborhood begging for candy, then yes, I'm going to take half.

Brynjolf: It's called a candy tax.

Sapphire: First of all, I am an ADULT—

[incorrectagentsofshieldquotes]

I'm having a natural childbirth in that it's natural to take drugs that lessen excruciating pain.

Jemma Simmons